Monday, December 10, 2007
The Tree Came Tumbling Down
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Parent Job Description
(Forwarded from a fellow parent - we both agree we still would have taken the job)
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB
DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 m ph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do...or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!
POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, PopJOB
DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 m ph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do...or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!!
Monday, November 19, 2007
Brothers
Football at the Park
Friday, November 09, 2007
Friends
There is nothing better than a visit with a friend! My dear friend Lisa came to town from NM for a few days. I'm so glad I got to spend a little time with her and the kids got to play. They were being quite silly - as evidenced in these photos.
Matthew, Shiloh, Tyler and Landon
Landon, Matthew and Shiloh
Matthew, Shiloh, Tyler and Landon
Landon, Matthew and Shiloh
Saturday, November 03, 2007
Leaves
Pumpkin Power
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Go Fish!
We were invited to attend a kids concert held at Denver First Church today by our good friends Scott and Lynn. Matthew had a great time dancing to the music and playing with his glow stick. The group is called Go Fish. Their tag line is "great music for kis that won't drive parents bonkers". I gotta say I think they accomplished their goal. I really enjoyed the concert.
For your listening pleasure here is a sample of what I'm sure will be Matthew's favorite song Super Hero.
For your listening pleasure here is a sample of what I'm sure will be Matthew's favorite song Super Hero.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Berry Patch Farms
Uh oh, Walking!!!
Tyler has been very busy of late! He has cut teeth numbers 9 and 10 (lower molars), started walking, and learned to say "uh oh" all in the same week! He took his first unaided steps Sept. 30th and was soooo proud of himself. He has been practicing ever since and started walking in earnest on Friday. I think it helps that there is a little girl in his daycare that started walking last week and he doesn't want to be shown up by a girl!
His vocabulary now includes mommy, dada, uh oh, and ba (translated as bottle). Of course it only takes a good screech to get attention otherwise.
It's so fun to watch them both grow and learn - they are such little sponges.
His vocabulary now includes mommy, dada, uh oh, and ba (translated as bottle). Of course it only takes a good screech to get attention otherwise.
It's so fun to watch them both grow and learn - they are such little sponges.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Cracked Pot
A fellow MOPS Mom shared this little story....
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.' The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?' 'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.' 'For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. 'Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments. But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. 'I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.' The old woman smiled, 'Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?' 'That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.' 'For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. 'Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.'
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Cider Days
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Fall Foliage
Firestation Visit
Monday, September 24, 2007
Sword Fight
Sunday, September 23, 2007
"Superbugs"
I am personally opposed to the number and frequency of vaccination for children in America. I have read article after article that continues to support the belief that many children are being harmed in the process of supporting the idea that all these vaccinations are for the greater good of everyone. I'm glad we still have a choice whether we choose all, some or none of the vaccinations recommended (not required) by the CDC and state governments, but I fear the day when the choice is taken away. As a sample of what I'm talking about take a look at this article. Vaccine Tied to "Suberbug" Ear Infection
Parents need to educate themselves on other forms of medicine (homeopathics, herbs, chiropractic, food sensitivity elimination, probiotics, medicinal foods, etc) that can fight these virulent forms of bacteria and virus that are being introduced or we are going to have some very sick kids. No, I'm not being an alarmist, I'm being honest.
Parents need to educate themselves on other forms of medicine (homeopathics, herbs, chiropractic, food sensitivity elimination, probiotics, medicinal foods, etc) that can fight these virulent forms of bacteria and virus that are being introduced or we are going to have some very sick kids. No, I'm not being an alarmist, I'm being honest.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Pachalbel's Canon in D
A friend forwarded this to me from a blog. I'm sure many of you will be able to relate.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Back-to-School Night
Steve and I experienced our first school event with Matthew. What a crazy thought. Matthew goes to pre-school Tuesday and Thursday at Trinity Lutheran Early Childhood Education Center. Mrs Terri and Mrs. Torri are his teachers.
He led me by the hand down to his classroom, sat on his little carpet square and kept still (sort of) when the teacher was telling us about a typical day at pre-school. In the middle of her explanation Matthew pipes up and says "Excuse me, Teacher, I need to tell my Mom something". So the teacher obliges his request and with everyone in the room watching and listening Matthew comes over to tell me that he mixed two frostings to put on the cookies. "Wow" I said and he went back to his carpet square content to listen to the rest of the teacher's dialogue.
He loves his pre-school, asking everyday if he gets to go.
He led me by the hand down to his classroom, sat on his little carpet square and kept still (sort of) when the teacher was telling us about a typical day at pre-school. In the middle of her explanation Matthew pipes up and says "Excuse me, Teacher, I need to tell my Mom something". So the teacher obliges his request and with everyone in the room watching and listening Matthew comes over to tell me that he mixed two frostings to put on the cookies. "Wow" I said and he went back to his carpet square content to listen to the rest of the teacher's dialogue.
He loves his pre-school, asking everyday if he gets to go.
Pure Silliness
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Tommy Emmanuel
I married a guitar player. So more times than I can remember Steve calls me over to the computer to see another guy playing a "smokin riff" on the guitar. But of all the guitar plays Steve has introduced me to my favorite by far is Tommy Emmanuel. Let me introduce you to a man I call the quintessential entertainer. He shows such passion and feeling for the music he writes and plays. If you live in Denver I would highly recommend going to see him Sept 21 and 22 at Swallow Hill. See the link below for more info on venue and tickets. You'll find other links to his performances at the bottom of my blog page or just do a search for Tommy Emmanuel on YouTube.
http://events.swallowhill.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=677&c=47&pg=2
Here is just a sample of his talent.
http://events.swallowhill.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=677&c=47&pg=2
Here is just a sample of his talent.
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